Answers!
Lets see how smart you really are!
1. Is there a fourth of July in England?
*Yes!*
2. How many birth days does the average man have?
*1 Just one!*
3. Some months have 31 days; how many have 28?
*12, all of them!*
4. In baseball, how many outs are there in an inning?
*6*
5. Can a California man legally marry his widow's sister?
*No* Think about it
6. Divide 30 by 1/2 and add 10. What is the answer?
*70*
7. If there are 3 apples and you take away 2, how many do you have?
*2*
8. A doctor gives you three pills telling you to take one every half hour. How many minutes
would the pills last?
*60*
9. A farmer has 17 sheep standing in a field and all but 9 drop down and die. How many sheep
are left standing?
*9*
10. How many members of each animal did Moses take on the ark?
*0 ; Moses didnt take any animals on the ark, Noah did!*
11. A clerk in the butcher shop is 5' 10'' tall. What does he weigh?
*meat*
12. How many two cent stamps are there in a dozen?
*12 There are 12 2-cent stamps in a dozen! *
Scoring:
Score ~ Rating
12 ~ Genius
10-11 ~ Above Normal
7-9 ~ Normal
4-6 ~ Slow
1-3
~ Idiot
0 ~ Brain dead
